User:MrPersonHumanGuy
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Notes[edit]
- Whereas a draft submitted to Articles for creation is only assessed by whichever editor finds it first, articles submitted to Articles for deletion can be assessed by multiple editors at once, so if there's an article draft that you believe probably has a snowball's chance in heck of meeting the general notability guideline, it may be more expedient to just be bold and put it in the mainspace yourself to begin with (if you can) and hope for the best.
- I don't like to be the only editor contributing to any given page I care about, especially the ones that I create, as that might make me feel as though those pages are mine and nobody else's, which just wouldn't be right.
Highlights[edit]
I don't mean to brag, but by that, I mean... I completely mean to brag!
- Late 2020: I expand the List of children's animated television series. Afterwards, another editor comes along and expands it even further, causing the list article to become so long that it gets split by decade.
- Q2 2022: I expand the table in the Future section of Detailed logarithmic timeline.
- March 23, 2023: I create Template:Roman months and put it beneath each article for, well, the Roman months.
- December 25, 2023: The draft for The Scale of the Universe is accepted within hours of my first submission.
- February 26, 2024: Before it could be reviewed a second time, I decide to take back my second submission and move the draft for Nickelodeon and LGBT representation into the mainspace myself.
- April 18, 2024: I create the disambiguation page Thermal Maximum.
Best questions and answers at the reference desk[edit]
- March 2021: In one episode of the Animaniacs reboot, Yakko says "Croik misseur! Croik misseur! Croiks of all kinds!". What does he mean by "croik misseur"?
- He may have been referring to a dish called croque monsieur.
- May 2021: Why is the Babylon allegory from the Book of Revelation called the 5-letter W word that rhymes with chore?
- That word is a translation of the Greek word πόρνη (pornē) which means prostitute. It was also a figure of speech for an idolatress, and in the context of Revelation, Babylon is used as an allegory for Rome, which was considered the chief seat of idolatry.
- August 2021: How far back has something along the lines of "better forgiveness than permission" been said?
- The phrase "It's easier to ask forgiveness than it is to get permission." was popularized by Grace Hopper, though it goes at least as far back as 1846 with an unclear reference to Francesco Barberini.
- December 2022: Each of the "games for you from the web" featured on Windows 10's Start menu had an infinity symbol with 5 colors on its thumbnail. What was that about?
- That is the logo of FRVR, a marketing-focused games company.
- January 2023: What does I like your cut g mean?
- Cut means haircut and g is short for gangster, though this particular phrase could be a variation of the older saying "I like the cut of your jib".
- April 2023: What's with the extremely long YouTube comments that start off with something like "I'm currently crying so hard right now"?
- Each comment of this sort may have have been the work of a bot or program.
- June 2023: My mouse sometimes treats one click as a double-click. As it turns out, my mouse button occasionally fails to hold for split-seconds unless I press down on it hard. Why does it act this way?
- This is often caused by dirt getting in the way of the actuator. If it bothers you, you may as well buy a new mouse or, if you use Windows, try something called AutoHotkey.
P.S. When the mouse I use has this problem, I sometimes end up in an edit conflict with myself where it tells me that I'm trying to revert the edit I just made.
- November 2023: What is this "I know what you want girl" song that is used in those unoriginal world flag map videos with VHS-like effects?
- "all i want is you" by Rebzyyx
- November 2023: What does fanum tax mean?
- Fanum is a Twitch streamer who refers to the food he takes from others as his "tax", hence the phrase.
Unique jerryfoolery for April Fools[edit]
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2023[edit]
At the Science reference desk, I asked for the abbreviation to the provisional name of a hypothetical element of atomic number 717 and got the answer I expected.
2024[edit]
In an effort to attempt to outdo myself, I started a joke RfC at the talk page for the lightbulb essay. However, a bunch of AfD ideas would come to me throughout the day, leading me to pretend to nominate these pages:
- Anyone who imagines the sun setting on the Empire is presumed to be a member of the rebel alliance and a traitor. In the event that the emperor starts training the constables to read minds and starts levying taxes on tinfoil and Faraday cage-like headgear, His Highnesty's subjects may have to learn to censor their mind's eye in order to avoid being caught.
- Objection I mean Keep: Articles aren't deleted because an editor declares them "exempt from inclusion" nor can anyone override consensus. This nomination is a blatant attempt at wikilawyering.
2025[edit]
Plans for April Fools' Day 2025
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This page contains content transcluded from User:MrPersonHumanGuy/April Fools plans. Non-AfD plans[edit]
Requests for page protection[edit]
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Borg[edit]
Borg[edit]AfDs for this article:
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Caligula[edit]Caligula[edit]AfDs for this article:
Caligula was no boy scout, he did things that two-time presidential hopeful John Brain can't even talk about without getting his channel drummed out of the YouTube Partner Program, and even if he tried, he would have to take sponsorships from the Please Please Please Get A Life Foundation just to survive. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Claudian letters[edit]
Claudiⱶn letters[edit]AfDs for this article:
The fact that a Romⱶn emperor created these now-aↄent ↄeudo-letters wasn't ⅎalid ratiⱶnale to allow them to surⅎiⅎe deletiⱶn from the alphabet back then, and they cⱶntinue to face oↄtacles that preⅎent them from becoming notable enough for reinclusiⱶn today. – MrPersⱶnHumⱶnGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Dinosaur[edit]Dinosaur[edit]
Many of these Mesozoic monsters used to live in warm, arid climates, but now their eggs stinked, so they don't rule the Earth anymore. It's not the eggs' fault though; a warm, arid climate would have that effect on anybody. Unfortunately, as the indoor shower wouldn't be invented for another 64 million years or so, the average smellysaurus had to pray for one outside and hope it doesn't receive the wrong kind as part of some divine judgment upon Pangea for provoking the wrath of the dino gods, in which case some of the uptight Chief Elders would revise the Journal of Economic Finger-Pointing to blame the act of God on the erosion of traditional mating customs egged on by opponents to the war against the four-leggers. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/English-language spelling reform[edit]
Éngliš-lengwij speling réform[edit]AfDs for this article:
Ål kåntent məst bé ritin in əkordints wið Wikipédéə's Manéөl əf Ståéөl. Teékéng ðis intø kinsidirašin, ðer is no røm tø əlao aorselvs tø jəst fөlišlé tөé əraond wið år alfəbet and distrөé ðə rөls əf Éngliš itself wið exédinglé nånsenzikөl kinvençins or entirteén ené əðir silé klaoniš geéms əf ðis sort. Ðə səbjekt əf ðis årtikөl shud bé givin ðə wirx and teékn aot əf kəmišn fir gud mežir. Ån ðé əðir hand, it has lång ben sed ðat wån's traš is ənəðir's trežir, so hø nos hao ðis siçueéšin kuld wirk aot? Ðis hөl deléšin diskəšin is jəst fir kix. – MrPirsinHéøminGåé (tålk) All content must be written in accordance with Wikipedia's Manual of Style. Taking this into consideration, there is no room to allow ourselves to just foolishly toy around with our alphabet and destroy the rules of English itself with exceedingly nonsensical conventions or entertain any other silly clownish games of this sort. The subject of this article should be given the works and taken out of commission for good measure. On the other hand, it has long been said that one's trash is another's treasure, so who knows how this situation could work out? This whole deletion discussion is just for kicks. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fallout 3[edit]Fallout 3[edit]AfDs for this article:
I'll tell you what's going on here: You lost, the good guys won this one, and now we're just wrapping up loose ends. By order of the president, this article is now under United States government control. Furthermore, you are to assist Enclave scientists in the improvement and protection of this article at once. Am I to assume that you are the one in charge? The person in charge should stand down immediately and hand over control of this article. I grow tired of awaiting. You know what happens to traitors, don't you? We don't need you. – Col. Autumn (talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Fard[edit]Fard[edit]
Implausible typo for Lard, which is itself a typo for Lord. Things of that sort may be obligatory for a rapidly growing crowd that is currently well over a billion strong, but so are the five pillars. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Mange Tout[edit]Unsolved problem in economics:
Has the John Warosa Legacy Fund been glarded? If so, how does a beneficiary with a tax cloded account obtain the certificate of innopolity to receive it? Should the fund be squirted into the beneficiary's sablity address or their holity address? Mange Tout[edit]AfDs for this article:
Although I will admit that Manuel Tourneur's unsuccessful attempts to get the United Nation to send a gold deposit box containing US$12.500,0000 Million United State Dollars to his nonexistent doorstep through CoinSquirt instead of sending steamed apples to the soul known as Barrister Mohammed Hassan (who is looking for a Christian next of kin to inherit the bit coins of his affluent wife who died at Plane Crash o'clock[clarification needed] after being diagnosed with blood cancel) through an Ups, Fedex or Western Union courier may be intriguing, I have loose confident that his continuous texting of mails to Rev. Paul Goodman of the First National Bank of Timbuktu would make him any more notable than a small boy from Slaughter Valley who plays Prang of the Transaction, watches Bridge of Transaction or consumes other media in the Transaction franchise. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Power of two[edit]
Power of two[edit]AfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Power of two[edit]AfDs for this article:
Twomultuous twoplication may result in twotal twomoil. Seeing doubles leads to double takes. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Project 2025[edit]Project 2025[edit]AfDs for this article:
The farm vote will put a stop to this!
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Text UTOPIA to [redacted] for a free bottle! Act fast; this deal expires when our number gets censored! Are you and your loved ones struggling to get by these days? Ask your comrades if ISM is right for your country. In a troll-reviewed study conducted at Underbridge University, ISM has been shown to treat exploitation, entitlement, inclement weather, and other ailments of the body politic. Do not take ISM if you have pre-existing conditions, as it may cause democratic backsliding. Stop taking ISM and tell your comrades immediately if you experience crimes against humanity.
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Pseudolaw[edit]Pseudolaw[edit]AfDs for this article:
As part of my efforts to improve and maintain Wikipedia, I hereby declare the English Wikipedia article Pseudolaw to be insolvent and therefore eligible for deletion. Furthermore, all rules (policies and guidelines) that would prevent this article from being deleted must be ignored per Wikipedia policy:
This policy applies to any policy or guideline that "prevents [me] from improving or maintaining Wikipedia" by having this article deleted, including—but not limited to:
P.S. Although IAR doesn't specify whether or not it applies to essays, essays aren't considered rules, so they may be disregarded for now. But even if there was a rule against ignoring essays, IAR would require me to ignore that one as well. This principle would apply to any essay—including, but not limited to:
Whoever attempts to use either of these essays as counterarguments shall be reminded of hierarchy of disagreement. I WikiRest my WikiCase. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Scorpion (Mortal Kombat) (2nd nomination)[edit]Scorpion (Mortal Kombat)[edit]AfDs for this article:
This user has become notorious for engaging in disruptive combat with other mortals by casting aspersions at unwitting contributors in order to pull them into his proximity so he can launch a barrage of personal attacks against them. If he doesn't get finished with violence, then he should get out of here. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Shavian alphabet[edit]
𐑖𐑱𐑝𐑰𐑯 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐[edit]AfDs for this article:
𐑞𐑦𐑕 𐑨𐑤𐑓𐑩𐑚𐑧𐑐 𐑦𐑕 𐑦𐑤𐑧𐑡𐑦𐑚𐑤 𐑨𐑯𐑛 𐑛𐑩𐑕𐑯𐑑 𐑕𐑩𐑓𐑦𐑖𐑯𐑑𐑤𐑰 𐑢𐑸𐑩𐑯𐑑 𐑰𐑯𐑳𐑓 𐑥𐑻𐑦𐑑 𐑓𐑹 𐑦𐑯𐑒𐑤𐑵𐑠𐑩𐑯 𐑪𐑯 𐑢𐑦𐑒𐑩𐑐𐑰𐑛𐑰𐑩. – 𐑥𐑦𐑕𐑑𐑼𐑐𐑼𐑕𐑩𐑯𐑣𐑿𐑥𐑩𐑯𐑜𐑲 (𐑑𐑭𐑤𐑒) Latin transliteration: This alphabet is illegible and doesn't sufficiently warrant enough merit for inclusion on Wikipedia. Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Sparta[edit]Sparta[edit]
This is madness! – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Texas Red[edit]Texas Red[edit]AfDs for this article:
The citizens of Agua Fria were having a fine day last summer until this outlaw came down to show them a brand new way of life. All he has shown the folks over there was trouble, and he has only added misery to their strife. His concern is to bring discomfort, and his policy is just a little red, which must be how he got his name. Ever since he's been loose and running, twenty men had tried to take him alive or maybe dead, but they all made a fatal slip. If he gets away with reducing the town any further, it won't be long before the story is relayed to the Arizona Ranger with the big iron on his hip that the town is no longer big enough for either of them. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Verbosity (2nd nomination)[edit]
Verbosity[edit]AfDs for this article:
This page may be too long to read and navigate comfortably. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk)
Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Waldo[edit]Waldo[edit]
Even if Google knows his location, this guy has not been found to stand out from any of his surroundings. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) Wikipedia:Articles for deletion/Windmill[edit]Windmill[edit]AfDs for this article:
Not only are they eyesores that steal our jobs, they might also be witches with communist sympathies that seek to indoctrinate and sacrifice younger demographics for the benefit of their complex machine, which is why we must liberate the Dutch from their clutches and exercise precautionary measures to tilt the scales against these potential giants living amongst us mere mortals in order to ensure that they never land in the Netherlands again. – MrPersonHumanGuy (talk) |
Good jokes and other kept sense[edit]
Articles with ridiculously long titles[edit]
- Captain Underpants and the Invasion of the Incredibly Naughty Cafeteria Ladies from Outer Space (and the Subsequent Assault of the Equally Evil Lunchroom Zombie Nerds)
- Lopadotemachoselachogaleokranioleipsanodrimhypotrimmatosilphiokarabomelitokatakechymenokichlepikossyphophattoperisteralektryonoptekephalliokigklopeleiolagoiosiraiobaphetraganopterygon
Article titles with multiple meanings I thought would be funny[edit]
- Batman's Hill: The place where Wayne Manor is situated. Apparently claimed by Captain John Lancey of the USS Enterprise.
- Cat-sìth: Jedi felines that are aligned with the dark side of the force.
- End SARS: A movement to eradicate the coronavirus behind severe acute respiratory syndrome.
- Free streaming: The use of a video on demand service without having to pay for it.
- Mafia Island: A small landmass that the mafia operates from.
- Marcius Turbo: A turbo-tastically fast garden snail who was
rangerprefect ofNewtopiathe Praetorian Guard as well as a close friendto Anne and Sashaand military advisor toKing Andreas. emperors Trajan and Hadrian - McDonald Chapel, Alabama: When Chick fil-A is closed, this is where Rev. Ronald McDonald gives his McSermons.
- Mesoamerican cosmovision: The counterpart to WandaVision.
- Lushootseed: Well, it's when someone named Lu shoots seeds.
- Quintus Caecilius Redditus: Not to be confused with 4chanus or Discordus.
- Reverend Gadget: A bumbling cyborg pastor who is hired by Father Quimby to go on missions to prevent Dr. Claw from interfering with his church services. Crime never sleeps, not even on Sundays.
- Stop squark: Objects in motion
are closer than they appear. will stay in motion unless acted upon by a supersymmetric quark - The Defeat of the Floating Batteries at Gibraltar, September 1782: A historical event portrayed in Captain Underpants and the Downward Demise of the Dastardly Duracells.
Article prose with multiple meanings I thought would be funny[edit]
- Air Force One photo op incident:
- Although the planes were engaged in a photo op and training exercise, the citizens of New York and New Jersey had not been informed in advance; some thought it could be the makings of a terrorist attack similar to the September 11 attacks. Some people ran out of buildings while others had extra buildings to spare. When all the buildings were used up, new ones had to be built to meet demand.
- Alliance Defending Freedom#International anti-abortion work:
- In Sweden, a midwife, Ellinor Grimmark, sued the province of Jönköping for discrimination because she was refused employment when, citing "freedom of conscience", she refused to give morning-after pills, perform abortions, or put in copper IUDs. She lost both her hearing before the Discrimination Ombudsman, and at the Jönköping district court, prompting her to get a hearing aid and a sign language interpreter.
- Santa Claus#Tracking: The Christmas issue of NOAA's Weather Bureau Topics with "Santa Claus" streaking across a weather radar screen, 1958
- I can't believe Santa would do such a thing, especially during the winter. Even if all the children are asleep, he should at least put some pants on before he gets on his sleigh, and definitely before going down any chimney. I know the baby Jesus is sometimes shown in his birthday suit, but that doesn't justify such naughty behavior. On the other hand, that would explain why Santa prefers to let kids see him at the mall rather than at their homes on the night before Christmas.